I hate to break it to all the Ohio State fans out there, but you're not allowed on our trail. We have a strict anti-OSU ban on the trail due to the owners being intense Michigan fans. These are the rules so suck it up and convert or find another trail.

Regardless of public opinion, Charlotte is actually just a dog. It's unclear who began the rumor that she is a baby or even the president of this trail. Needless to say, these are all untrue. We met with the Roskamp family to meet the famous Charlotte to get the real inside scoop of what is actually happening.

Have you ever met someone so cool, so funky, so fresh? There's a reason she's called Cream Cheese Claude. She makes a mean cheesecake, that's why. Also, go birds!